I guess it started as carbonara?
Lil boy: This is Kalbo-nanny. Kalbo-nanny means yoghurt in Spanish.
Me: San mo nakuha yang Kalbo-nanny na yan?
Lil boy: From the yoghurt.

True story
Lil boy: there was a dog. And then I was walking to 715. And now I got poopoo in the shoe!

Man of the house
Lil boy: Mama, there is no need to panic. Always do what the little boy says.

Lost in translation number 348735
Rowena: Ibulong mo ito kay Mommy: matulog na tayo. (let's sleep)
Lil boy (stage whisper to me): I... want to play a game!